You’re Eligible to Vote If:

Politicians are making it harder to vote. Here is a list of Republican proposals for voting rights.

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Choose one poll worker. Hold auditions — to walk up and down the line to berate and deject voters enough that they will leave. Voters at the back of the line will thank him/her.

Voters must be a certain height to vote — borrowed from amusement parks.

Voters must pass an endurance test by standing in line for hours, no matter the weather.

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Poll workers can pull voters out of line at their polling place for various infractions. They must go back to the end of the line. Examples include drinking or eating in line, talking too loudly, or sitting down.

Poll workers hand questionnaires to voters when they arrive at the polls. Your political views must fit within certain parameters — poll workers’ discretion. If not, you’re given a provisional ballot.

If voters don’t like any of the nominees on the ballot and can’t think of a decent write-in option. They can write a “-1” next to a nominee and subtract a vote from their tally.