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Tell an Old Joke Day
You Might Be a Polak If Grab Your Rake and Polka Down For Some Bad Age-old Polish Jokes
Polaks take the day to tell their worst, dated jokes
WARNING! If you easily offend do not read past this point. If you’re Polish. Like in the ethnic group, not the stuff you rub on furniture and have a weak sensibility DO NOT read past this point. If stupid jokes make you crazy, DO NOT read past this point.
July 24 is Tell an Old Joke Day. Everyone else, HAPPY READING!
We Polaks are rockin’ in our jorts. We’re rebels! And we’re full of stupid old jokes.
Let’s kill some time. No Polaks killed, only time will die in this exercise unless you test one of these jokes. Then good luck with the hospital bill.
Did you hear about the Polak who thought his wife was trying to kill him? In her closet, he found a bottle of “Polish Remover.” Next to a flare gun.
Let’s filet it! No Polaks were filetted. Just the jokes. And toss it on the grill. No. No. No Polaks tossed on a grill either. Although, Polish sausage is very yummy grilled. The only Polak casualties involve trees.
Fear the apocalypse! Apocalypse, shmocalypse. We mock thee! We have light bulbs.
