The Trump Election Show is Back!

Strap In for More Bluster and Lies

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Trump: Hopefully TODAY will turn out to be one of the most important days in the history of our Country!

Hours before his rant:

BREAKING NEWS: It’s official! He’s filed the paperwork.

Before The Adoration Fest

The Trumpettes [that’s what I call Trump’s followers] weighed in. Jason Miller told Steve Bannon:

President Trump is going to announce on Tuesday that he’s running for president. And it’s going to be a very professional, very buttoned-up announcement

LMAO! “Professional, very buttoned-up”?

Trump is notorious for not being on time. Will he disappoint?

LIVE FROM MAR-A-LAGO, it’s the Donald J. Trump’s “very big announcement”! He kicked off his “speech” [that’s a very loose term] with twenty minutes of slapping himself on the back. All those accomplishments.

Then what everyone was waiting for [Ok, what his sycophants were waiting for]. He was officially announcing his candidacy for president. Yeah, months of material…