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The Red Wave Crashes
Donny Was Speechless . . . Almost
Fox News Marc Thiessen called election day an “absolute disaster”.
It wasn’t the evening most expected. Donny and Republicans, that’s you! If you watch polls. Listen to the droning sounds of all the political pundits. And the Republicans who have already committed to January shenanigans.
There were losers abound. Some we didn’t expect. But, come on, some we hoped and cheered for. That would be you, Donald Trump!
Some, are two-time losers. Stacey Abrams went down . . . again. Move on, Georgians don’t want fair elections. Beto O’ Rourke needs to accept Texans like their guns more than him.
Another loser and 2020 election denier, Tudor Dixon in Michigan Governor’s race. She said Democrats “will take your guns, your speech, and your God.” Guess voters decided the 2nd amendment wasn’t as important.
Dr. Oz. heads back to New Jersey or an infomercial?
Republicans did have some to cheer amid this lukewarm bloodbath. In New York, Sean Patrick Maloney, the DCCC chair lost. Not exactly sure what this fancy title amounts to.
Some states are still waiting. Among them:
Arizona, they’re still counting. Kari Lake and Blake Masters are still waiting. More than likely…