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Silly Supplementals
Take Any Good Pills Lately?
Sleepy, happy, stressed out? Pop a gummy, berry-flavored, sherbety, lemony candy
Don’t get sucked in the supplements racket! Forget the As, Bs, and the rest of the alphabet soup. And who needs Fiber? Have a bean burrito and a bowl full of pasta.
Ever find yourself standing in line at the pharmacy waiting to get your drugs? The drugs that a doctor tells you, you need. You’re staring at all the other drugs on the shelves? They tempt you to pick them up with their bold lettering and pretty colors. YOU NEED ME! But then you hear NEXT. And snap out of it.
Then one day curiosity kills the cat and it’s Olly Olly Oxen Free! And you grab a bottle off the shelf. These non-prescription drugs whisper, GOTCHA!
Now going down the rabbit hole, or is it a chewy gummy wormhole? You keep coming back for more!
What’s the difference between SLEEP and GORGEOUS SLEEP? Marketing?
Don’t forget the EXTRA STRENGTH!
So, if I want to sleep but I want a GORGEOUS SLEEP?
What if I accidentally take the SLEEP and the GORGEOUS SLEEP together? Do they cancel each other out? And leave me pinging off the walls? Or do they knock me out?
