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On the Trail of Trump’s Misbegotten Gains
Did Sticky Fingers Donny “Borrow” Some of America’s History?
Everyone knows by now that Trump “stole” some stuff when he left the White House. Falsely thinking everything in the White House belonged to him. Classified documents, “love letters” from the North Korean leader. His Sharpie-altered hurricane map. He whisked them away for parts unknown.
What else would investigators find on Donald Trump's properties?
There were also some gifts that the former president hasn’t accounted for. Including a couple of fake fur robes from the Saudi Family. He also believed they were his.
MINE! MINE! MINE!
But was that all he absconded with? Or if you ask someone from the Trump circle, mistakenly packed with his belongings. He didn’t pack the boxes!
A secret group of investigators — we’ll call them “Trump Dicks” — scattered the world to investigate. Note: this did not happen. But what if it did what would they find? Let’s explore.
Did he swipe the John Adams coffee urn from the Green Room? The Hannibal Clock from the Blue Room?
One “Trump Dick” stopped at Mar-a-Lago. The president’s new home. He checked out a couple of closets. One filled with plush towels and another…
