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OH NO! Found Classified Documents

What If All Former Presidents Were Hypocrites?

Fudgin' Politics
2 min readJan 10, 2023
Cover sheet designating as containing information classified at “Secret-Restricted Data.”
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Deja Vu? Classified documents found. Fewer than a dozen — some labeled top secret — from President Biden’s time as VP while closing a private office in D.C.

Insert Donald Trump’s hysterical laugh, Republicans' hypocrisy, and Conservative media fodder!

Why do politicians treat classified documents like toilet paper? They’re stuffed in desks. Behind somewhat closed doors in the basement. In boxes marked condiments.

Does the latest discovery mean Donald Trump wasn’t a special case?

Why is all this drama coming out now? Is it that they covered it up better before? The public didn’t hear about it. No one really cared? Blame social media?

Are there more documents out there? Floating around at the Kennedy compound in Hyannis Port. Maybe under the floorboards in the boat house? How about in the attic in the main house?

Classified papers to the Oslo 1 Accord crammed in Bill Clinton’s sock drawer. While START 1 documents are in Chappaqua.

Ronald Reagan had a small ranch in the Saint Ynez Mountains. What’s buried out there? Are there handwritten post-it notes with classified material penned on them? Before he nominated Sandra Day O’Connor was…

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