Star Trek Day | September 8
May the Force Be With You Crap Wrong Holiday
Do or do not have another Star Trek Day there is no try
Put on your Spock ears. Too old school? Geordi‘s visor. Still too old school? OK. Neelix’s ginger whiskers. How about a combination? Slap on Phlox’s face ridges with Saru’s nose. And top it off with Seven’s Borg implant. Still not quite, right? Slip into Odo’s gelatinous liquid form then.
Do you believe it’s been 58 years of Live Long and Prosper! Frak! Shut the F up, Spock!
Don’t wear the red shirt! It’s a Trap! Today is a good day to die. Heghlu’meH QaQ jajvam! [That’s Klingon for all you ignorant people.]
Is none of that to your liking? Get your evil on! Cozy up to Vader! Darn, we mean Q!
Can you do the Vulcan mind meld? How about the nerve pinch? I find your lack of faith disturbing. The death grip then? No? The Force choke? That’s not right. OK. Let’s make it simple. Don’t tell me the odds. The Vulcan Salute. Nanu! Nanu! Oops, wrong salute. Come on, get those fingers apart! You can do it!
These aren’t the Borg you’re looking for!
On no, a bunch of tribbles! Never mind. It’s only an Ewok. What the heck is he doing here?
