It’s Declassified Because I Said So!

Like Magic Who Knew Government Red Tape Was So Easy

Fudgin' Politics
2 min readSep 23, 2022
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Through mental telepathy, Vulcan mind meld or Jedi mind trick. It seems some in government want to make it easier to get things done.

These aren’t the classified documents you are looking for

The mind is a terrible thing to waste. So the government says. Think away the bureaucratic obstacles put in place to hold the government accountable.

You can declassify just by saying it’s declassified, even by thinking about it

And a wave of a magic wand [from Donny the Wizard’s Magic Shop for a donation of $100 to someone’s err charity].

Abracadabra, it’s declassified!

If you really want something. I.E. classified material to turn into declassified material. All you need to do is think it into existence. Or out of existence if you want it to disappear. At least that’s what someone wants everyone to believe.

What other magic tricks are politicians wanting to want master or have already?

Conjuring. Instead of a rabbit out of a hat, money, or votes out of thin air. Some have already conquered this…

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