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POLITICAL SATIRE
Donny and His Train Wreck Deposition
Trump goes on video record and LMAO!
In a taped October 2022 deposition for the E. Jean Carroll defamation and battery case. An agitated Donald J. Trump, not shockingly, doubled down and was . . . himself. He looked and sounded like a dimwit. The approximate 45-minute invective metamorphosed into his testimony. He declined to testify in person, much less attend. The self-described “real estate tycoon” thought it was beneath him. His appearance on CNN to dispel the “horrible accusation”? Not a problem.
WATCH THE FULL DEPOSITION VIDEO
Is it all a big hoax or not?
In Donny’s words the “most ridiculous disgusting story made up.” Was it? “I never met this person in my life.” “I don’t know this woman.” Then came the picture. Trump. His second wife, Marla Maples. Carroll, and Carroll’s then-husband, TV anchorman John Johnson. Trump pointed to “Marla”, but it wasn’t Marla it was Carroll.
He blamed the “very blurry” picture? Need your eyes checked Donny?
“It’s a hoax and a lie!” We’ve never heard that before!
He dove into a diatribe of all the hoaxes — Russia, Russia, Russia, mail-in ballots, lying to Congress, this ridiculous situation, and so on . . .
