Donald Got Run Over By A Reindeer

Hum the Tune as You Read — Special Thanks to Elmo & Patsy

The Donald got run over by a reindeer
Walkin’ home from KFC Christmas Eve.
You can say there’s no such thing as Karma,
But as for MSNBC and Melania, we believe.

He’d been eatin’ too much chicken,
And we’d begged him not to stroll.
But he’d left his good walking shoes,
So he tripped on the sidewalk into a hole.

When they found him Christmas sunrise,
At the scene of the melee,
There were hoof prints on his orange mug,
And damnin’ Claus marks where he lay.

The Donald got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from KFC Christmas Eve.
You can say there’s no such thing as Karma,
But as for MSNBC and Melania, we believe.

Now we’re all so proud of Melania,
She’s been livin’ like a nun?
See her in NY shoppin’ Saks,
Lookin’ fierce in chic outfits with son Barron.