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1d ago

President Trump Hunts The Imaginary GODLESS Communists

Republicans fear the “mortal threat" of Democratic Socialists

In the background a gas station with a sign says “GOVERNMENT-OWNED.” Donald Trump caricature dressed like Elmer Fudd is holding a golf club like it's a rifle. A SPEECH BUBBLE above his head says “Be vewy, vewy quiet, I'm hunting . . . “ He's standing next to a roaring fire in a pit with a gas can sitting next to it. Several “U.S. GOVERNMENT CONTRACT OF OWNERSHIP” papers stamped in red “PAID BY TAXPAYERS” are in the firepit. A SPEECH BUBBLE from the sky says “Hey, It's ME God.” A yard sign in the background says “COMMUNISTS NOT WELCOME.” A tax bill addressed to “MILLIONAIRE” is laying next to the yard sign. “VOTE” election buttons are disbursed on the ground. A sign laying on the ground beside the Trump says “CAPITALISM”. It looks like it was run over.

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4d ago

Congress Has an Old Folks Home Problem

President Donny uses dead guy Lindsey Graham for SAVE Act

Inside the United States Senate chamber resembling the inside of a nursing home. Complete with wheelchairs, hospital beds, and walkers. Toe tags laying on the floor. A non-descript bottle labeled “POLONIUM” is under a wheelchair. RED File folders with smudged labels that say “F.B..” are underneath a desk. A TOP SECRET folder labeled “SAVE” lies underneath a hospital bed. A sign on the wall says “HEARING IN PROGRESS.”

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6d ago

Hello My Name is Dave And I’m a DAN-O’s Addict

Dealing with my brother-in-law’s oddball obsession

A dumpster in an alley behind the Wok To Remember Chinese Restaurant. Bottles of dry seasonings are overflowing from a dumpster and lying on the ground. The labels on the bottles are half torn off. All that’s left is “-O” on the bottles.

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Jul 11

Why Schools Teaching the Bible as Literature Face Parent Revolt

Don't proselytize my kid thou dost question God’s word

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Jul 10

SCOTUS Says Spend, Spend, Spend

Campaign spending out of control but there’s no corruption here

Inside Supreme Court. Gold statue of lady justice sits on bench. Gold bars, large piles of $100 bills and piles of $1 million checks signed by “EM” are on floor in front of bench. Political mailers and yard signs scattered on floor. “SCOTUS” letterhead with 2 Post it notes on it says “MO MONEY’” and “Reminder: use dark money group NOT Super PAC”. Red stamp on paper says “2010.” Unlocked shackles hang off bench. File folders labeled DARK MONEY and HEALTHCARE PLAN stamped in red DENIED.

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Jul 3

Supreme Court Rejects Attempt to Toss 14th Amendment

As Trump continues his unconstitutional, anti-birthright citizenship crusade

The SCENE is inside the Supreme Court. A happy animated looking copy of the 14th Amendment with a speech bubble above it yelling “I'M STILL ALIVE!” dancing on a table. Newspaper with the headline “Barbara Won!” is on the floor. A piece of paper partially burned titled ”UTIVE ORDER” is laying next to the newspaper. A pregnancy test is on the floor underneath the table. An envelope addressed “To Congress” saying “URGENT” STAMPED in RED “START TODAY!”

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Jun 30

Elmo Made Sports Fans Mad

And now Elmo wants the world to hear Elmo’s response

A dark and dilapidated street corner in New York City. On the ground are deflated soccer balls and basketballs. Vibrant red shaggy fur is laying all over the ground. A blue stuffed animal head is laying on the ground. Leftover stuffing is laying on the ground under it. A white T-shirt with the letters “USA” in red and blue letters is hanging off a street sign. The t-shirt is smudged by spaghetti stains. A powder blue blanket is laying next to the red fur. Someone can be heard singing from one of the buildings. A shout bubble says “Sunny Day!”

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Jun 28

If the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool Could Talk

10 things the pool wants everyone to hear

If the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool Could Talk

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Jun 28

Donald’s Huuggee Plans For 251st Trumpy Birthday

10 things for the second beautiful Great American State Fair

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Jun 27

Right Whines About Democratic Socialists of America

Next generation of Trump’s so-called “godless communists” are winning elections

A gathering of the Democratic Socialists of America in a convention room with chairs, a podium with microphone, and signage. A Sign with an arrow pointing up to a door says “Godless Communist This Way.” Several election ballots laying on the ground titled “L.A. MAYOR” and "NY DISTRICT.” Campaign buttons on the ground says “We ♥️ Radical Socialists.” Several white t-shirts hanging over chairs say “WE ♥️ BERNIE!” A large pile of hundred dollar bills lay in front of the podium. A sign hanging from a table says “GET YOUR FREE STUFF HERE!” An old Road sign on the wall says “NEW YORK CITY 5 MILES AHEAD”

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