Politicians — Not So Much

Trust the lies Not the truth sign

“I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help me God”.

18 little, simple words you don’t need to Google.

Republican version:

“I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help me God. Unless I don’t…


Bubble with the word “blah” in them

Dear: People Around Me

I can’t talk to you about politics. The one topic I like to write about. I have all these ideas in my head, and I can’t get a second opinion. My family is a definite NO. Some members love certain politicians I like to write about…

Guidance to Succeed and be Dumb and Even Dumber [than your predecessors]

Hands holding bag of cash on one side and hand under US Congress seal on right side.

Dear Future Members of Congress:

Follow this guidance to effectively succeed. In getting reelected repeatedly and then retire filthy rich.

Your biggest strength is how well you can lie. The bigger the lie the better. Better for your pocketbook. To reign in constituents while simultaneously bashing your opponent. Sex scandals…

Quit My Job, You Betcha!

Quit Your Job sign in forefront of city

Wouldn’t anyone who had the balls, quit their job. Especially if they hate it! I’d walk out the door and wave my hand goodbye in a heartbeat [or more likely wave a specific finger]. Slinging a cheeseburger with pickles and ketchup. I quit! Straightening cans of Del Monte lima beans…

Better than . . . [Insert Name]

Poetry? I don’t think I could better verse than Shakespeare, T.S. Eliot, or Robert Frost. I wouldn’t even want to try. I can’t think of anyone I would send a letter to that I would never send. I’d like to hope that I will leave this earth with nothing left…

McCarthy Has Some Splainin’ To Do

Kevin McCarthy caricature

All House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy wants is the Speaker of the House crown. So far, he hasn’t said if he wants to be president.

The California Republican, salivating over the Speaker’s gavel, is not motivated to oblige the Jan. 6 committee. Politically, McCarthy has nothing to gain but plenty…

The Challenge to Waste Thirty Minutes Talking About a TV Show

Group of televisions

What subject could I write about that would equal a 30-minute talk? Add the caveat — no prep or research? C’mon! The first thing I did was Google how many words would equal a 30-minute speech. It varied from 3,000 to 4,500 words [varies depending on how fast you read…

Fudgin' Politics

Fudgin’ Politics discusses all points of view while trying to be civil and pertinent. Don’t care about labels. Equal opportunity basher. Talk hot button issues.

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