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20 Promises To The American People From The House of Representatives
Pinky Promises from Republicans in 2023
2 min readNov 25, 2022
Don’t make promises you don’t intend to keep!
- Impeach, impeach, impeach . . . Who? Anyone who doesn’t vow allegiance to Republicans and Donald Trump. Alejandro Mayorkas, Merritt Garland, and Joe Biden, Hunter Biden [even though he has never held a government position]. Note: The Rio Grande hosts the Mayorkas impeachment hearing IN the river. Great photo op!
- Investigate whether there is a link between Pres. Biden, Hunter Biden, and Eric Trump. They want to open a Trump Computer Repair kiosk in Mar-a-Lago.
- Turn the documents found in Trump’s Mar-a-Lago basement into a David Copperfield show. Abracadabra! They’ve disappeared!
- Study whether Anthony Fauci cooked up COVID-19 in a lab in his basement.
- Make Jan. 6 disappear. Rioters don’t exist. Erase the memories of the Congress people inside the Capitol that day. The Capitol police get the Sergeant Shultz treatment: I see nothing! I hear nothing! I know nothing!”
- Hearings, hearings, hearings.
- Sue, sue, sue — Biden administration for legislating. LGBTQ for existing. Nancy Pelosi for giving a speech.
